The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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