Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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