goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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