Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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