saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
smell my finger.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just high enough for therapy.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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