? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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