no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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