I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
