Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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