The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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