I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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