And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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