I can't breathe out the right side of my face
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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