found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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