you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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