Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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