There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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