**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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