can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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