I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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