That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
