we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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