Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Your dad touched me again.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
