Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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