It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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