Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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