Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We have started to decorate penises.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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