We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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