Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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