so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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