chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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