White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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