he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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