He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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