gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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