i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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