I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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