I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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