One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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