dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Drunk is a universal language darling
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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