Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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