fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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