Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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