i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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