This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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