So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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