i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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