that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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