some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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