no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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